Archive - Wonkette's THE SPLIT

Splitsville STAND UP NOW OR BOW DOWN LATER

The Energetic, Irrepressible Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

Jun 26 •

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Splitsville KING ME!

The Fresher-Than-Fresh Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

Jun 19 •

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Splitsville AN EMERGENCY QUERY FROM THE SPLIT

Our First Emergency Query!

Jun 19 •

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Splitsville INTRODUCTION TO THE NOT-WORK STATE

The Discreetly-Graying Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

Jun 12 •

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Splitsville RETURN OF THE REPRESSED

The Pluckily-Hanging-In-There Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

Jun 5 •

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BREAKING NEWS FOR THE SPLIT HEY LOOK

An All-New Urgent Message for Fans of THE SPLIT

Jun 3 •

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May 2025

Splitsville EITHER/OR...OR BOTH/AND?

The As-Young-As-It-Feels Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

May 29 •

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Here’s the QR Code (which leads to our website) that fell out of the letter we just posted:

May 27 •

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A Letter to Our Readers

Sometime in 2023 the two of us came up with an idea for a dystopian satire set in the near future, a comic and maybe not-so-comic novel whose starting…

May 27 •

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Splitsville CRIME AND PUNISHMENT?

The Newer-Than-Tomorrow Newsletter for fans of THE SPLIT

May 22 •

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Splitsville APOCALYPSE NOW-ISH

The Completely Re-Invigorated Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

May 15 •

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Splitsville THE WORLD HAS NEVER SEEN READERS AS GREAT AS YOU!

The Fawning Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

May 8 •

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