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Splitsville SAVE DEMOCRACY WITH THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK

The Cautiously Optimistic Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

8 hrs ago •

October 2025

September 2025

Splitsville UP, UP, AND AWAY?

The Ramblin', Gamblin' Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

Sep 25 •

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Splitsville GET REAL

The Not-As-Cynical-As-It-Could-Be Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

Sep 18 •

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Splitsville BEFORE AND AFTER SCIENCE

The Frankly Terrified Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

Sep 11 •

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Splitsville THE SWEET SMELL OF SECESSION

The Cheeky, Naughty Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

Sep 4 •

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August 2025

Splitsville IT'S THE STUPIDITY, STUPID--OR IS IT?

The Exhausted, Weltchmerz-Plagued Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

Aug 28 •

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Splitsville GREAT MINDS

The Touchingly Earnest Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

Aug 21 •

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