Archive - Wonkette's THE SPLIT

April 2025

Splitsville IT AIN'T WHAT THEY SAY, IT'S THE WAY THAT THEY SAY IT

The Decrepit, Doddering Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

Apr 24 •

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Splitsville FEAR ITSELF ITSELF

The Sprightly, Carefree Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

Apr 17 •

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Splitsville TO BE, OR TO STOP BEING?

The Venerated, Wizened Newsletter for Fans of THE SPLIT

Apr 10 •

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Splitsville CASH ON THE BOBBLEHEAD

The Young, Even Childlike Newsletter for Subscribers to THE SPLIT

Apr 3 •

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March 2025

A Special Splitsville BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT

The Special Birth Announcement for Subscribers to THE SPLIT

Mar 31 •

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Splitsville TOWARD AN ENHANCED CLASSY CONSCIOUSNESS

The Still-Alive-and-Kicking Newsletter for Subscribers to THE SPLIT

Mar 27 •

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Splitsville THE MADNESS OF KING DONALD

The Somehow-Rejuvenated Newsletter for Subscribers to THE SPLIT

Mar 20 •

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Splitsville COURAGE!

The Young--Indeed, Infantile--Newsletter for Subscribers to THE SPLIT

Mar 13 •

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Splitsville US VS. THEM = US VS. GOP

The Old-Before-Its-Time Newsletter for Subscribers to THE SPLIT

Mar 6 •

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