How do we know we’re on the Road to Splitsville (and possibly headed to a political and legal separation of the red states and the blue), and not on some other thoroughfare, like the Highway to Hell or the Boulevard of Broken Dreams?
"Biggest Trump Worshiper" [I imagine a very large free-for-all fistfight for that one.]
"Best Costume"
And what will the award itself be? I'm guessing one of those stupid gold sneakers or one of those NFT trading cards that depict the Orange Assclown as Rocky or some homoerotic oiled bodybuilder.
The cult leader Trump is , through Trump Org. , introducing a "Trump Setzer" soon. I'm sure there will be plenty of that around for these sucker weasels to get wasted with.
I wonder what the award categories will be?
"Most Artistic Use of Feces"
"Best Victim Cosplay In Front of News Cameras"
"Fastest Wall-Climber"
"Most Innovative Use of a Flagpole"
"Best Knowledge of Capitol Building Floorplan"
"Biggest Trump Worshiper" [I imagine a very large free-for-all fistfight for that one.]
"Best Costume"
And what will the award itself be? I'm guessing one of those stupid gold sneakers or one of those NFT trading cards that depict the Orange Assclown as Rocky or some homoerotic oiled bodybuilder.
If it conforms to the pattern that Trump established with the tournaments at his golf clubs, all the awards will go--surprise!--to Trump himself.
The cult leader Trump is , through Trump Org. , introducing a "Trump Setzer" soon. I'm sure there will be plenty of that around for these sucker weasels to get wasted with.