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I wonder what the award categories will be?

"Most Artistic Use of Feces"

"Best Victim Cosplay In Front of News Cameras"

"Fastest Wall-Climber"

"Most Innovative Use of a Flagpole"

"Best Knowledge of Capitol Building Floorplan"

"Biggest Trump Worshiper" [I imagine a very large free-for-all fistfight for that one.]

"Best Costume"

And what will the award itself be? I'm guessing one of those stupid gold sneakers or one of those NFT trading cards that depict the Orange Assclown as Rocky or some homoerotic oiled bodybuilder.

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If it conforms to the pattern that Trump established with the tournaments at his golf clubs, all the awards will go--surprise!--to Trump himself.

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The cult leader Trump is , through Trump Org. , introducing a "Trump Setzer" soon. I'm sure there will be plenty of that around for these sucker weasels to get wasted with.

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