Men are afraid of needles and rather than come right out and say " No thanks - I'm too big of pussy to get a shot!" they embrace the antivax bullshit. If there have been an oral vaccine we'd of beat covid's ass in a month.
Try to convince a Republican that if they want to slime Fauci, they’re wrong to focus on the ‘Rona, where he was correct, but dead on wrong on AIDS in the ‘80s. Now, the fucktards would be happy with Fauci provably failing, but it was the gay disease. So was Fauci bad failing there or do the fucktards approve?
Cruel to make them have to reconcile facts and stuff. Also: Fuck their feelings.
Meanwhile, TIL this week: From the national party’s post-primary bleatings, I *must* presume that New Deal policies are damnable socialism and Reagan was correct and there is no alternative to unrestrained capitalism.
PS, Readers--The original version of this newsletter had a few missing words. This has been remedied, because WE CARE, okay? Although we're not going to say "we regret the inconvenience," because come on.
<<Also, if you’re like us, you read these stories and you think, often in so many words, “GOOD. LET ‘EM ALL DROP DEAD.” Or, if you’re in a somewhat more reflective mood, you might think, “Okay, wait. Don’t let them all drop dead. Rather, let some of them first infect their friends, loved ones, and like-minded colleagues, that they, too, may, in the fulness of time, drop dead.” And then you—or, at least we—think, “IT’S CALLED NATURAL SELECTION, BITCHEZ.”>>
Bravo! Let 'em catch their preventable diseases, drink their raw milk, shove crystals up their asses and use ivermectin, fenbendazole, and their 11 secret herbs and spices to cure their cancers. I honestly don't care anymore and if they take their like-minded buddies with them, you're not gonna see me complaining. I've become kind of a bitch that way.
Let's use their resolute refusal to question things told to them by their leader or to apply any sort of science or logic whatsoever and start a rumor among conservatives that to show true dedication to the Maga cause, it is now required that they vote telepathically at all elections.
This is how they can 'own the libs' by bypassing "corrupt mail-in voting", election fraud and other cooked up right-wing hoaxes. Convince them that only libs use paper, electronic or mailed ballos. Go.
Men are afraid of needles and rather than come right out and say " No thanks - I'm too big of pussy to get a shot!" they embrace the antivax bullshit. If there have been an oral vaccine we'd of beat covid's ass in a month.
Try to convince a Republican that if they want to slime Fauci, they’re wrong to focus on the ‘Rona, where he was correct, but dead on wrong on AIDS in the ‘80s. Now, the fucktards would be happy with Fauci provably failing, but it was the gay disease. So was Fauci bad failing there or do the fucktards approve?
Cruel to make them have to reconcile facts and stuff. Also: Fuck their feelings.
Meanwhile, TIL this week: From the national party’s post-primary bleatings, I *must* presume that New Deal policies are damnable socialism and Reagan was correct and there is no alternative to unrestrained capitalism.
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PS, Readers--The original version of this newsletter had a few missing words. This has been remedied, because WE CARE, okay? Although we're not going to say "we regret the inconvenience," because come on.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
<<Also, if you’re like us, you read these stories and you think, often in so many words, “GOOD. LET ‘EM ALL DROP DEAD.” Or, if you’re in a somewhat more reflective mood, you might think, “Okay, wait. Don’t let them all drop dead. Rather, let some of them first infect their friends, loved ones, and like-minded colleagues, that they, too, may, in the fulness of time, drop dead.” And then you—or, at least we—think, “IT’S CALLED NATURAL SELECTION, BITCHEZ.”>>
Bravo! Let 'em catch their preventable diseases, drink their raw milk, shove crystals up their asses and use ivermectin, fenbendazole, and their 11 secret herbs and spices to cure their cancers. I honestly don't care anymore and if they take their like-minded buddies with them, you're not gonna see me complaining. I've become kind of a bitch that way.
Hey, let's don't forget hydroxychloroquine, that lovely fish-tank cleaner that actually DID kill a couple of 'em. (BTW, sister bitch here.) *S*
Oh, how could I forget the hydroxychloroquine!? There's been such a firehose of bullshit that no one can remember ALL of it, right?
100% agreed!
Let's use their resolute refusal to question things told to them by their leader or to apply any sort of science or logic whatsoever and start a rumor among conservatives that to show true dedication to the Maga cause, it is now required that they vote telepathically at all elections.
This is how they can 'own the libs' by bypassing "corrupt mail-in voting", election fraud and other cooked up right-wing hoaxes. Convince them that only libs use paper, electronic or mailed ballos. Go.
Excellent idea, and really, it shouldn't be that hard.