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Manqueman's avatar

Too… much… optimism here in this piece.

Ellis Weiner's avatar

Wait, don't tell me You're Manqueman. (It's ASPIRATIONAL.)

Worriedman's avatar

Nick Tosches was born to tell the Trump story. Shame he died!

Nice newsletter!

Ellis Weiner's avatar

Yes! Forgot about him. (Thanks.)

Michele Gendelman's avatar

Ah, yes, I forgot DOCTOR Kennedy. Sheesh, what a crew.

Michele Gendelman's avatar

You KNOW he's got to have a Dr. Mengele somewhere--oh, wait, he has Ben Carson. There ya go.

Ellis Weiner's avatar

Not to mention RFK, Jr. and Dr. Oz.

Michele Gendelman's avatar

You remember “The Boys from Brazil”? DNA can live forever. On laptops. Phones. McDonald’s Big Mac clamshells…

Tamsie's avatar

A public urinal in his "honor" would be nice.

Steve Radlauer's avatar

Too dignified.

Elaine Berman's avatar

Now, that's something I can get behind.