A Special Splitsville BIRTH ANNOUNCEMENT
The Special Birth Announcement for Subscribers to THE SPLIT
We are pleased to announce that THE SPLIT, that one-of-a-kind dystopian satire blah blah comedy thriller blah, is now available as AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL BOOK.
You can read it with your own eyes. You can hold it in your or someone else’s hand. You can put it down on a table, walk away, and come back and it will still be there.
No clicking. No linking. No scrolling. No problem!
Observe its handsome new cover. Admire its competent use of the English language. Then order it, early and often, for you and your loved ones and your hated ones and ones to whom you are basically indifferent. The “copies” will be sent to your place of residence, your place of business, or your safe house.
Go here at once:
Thank you!
Well, it’ll still be there assuming some other reader in your house doesn’t come along and pick it up. Of course, you *could* buy them their own copy so they don’t try to snag yours.
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